Not Your Average (Pine)Apple And Other Links

Fruit transformed into gems, brains, and rubik’s cubes.

12 Best Oprah Winfrey Reaction Gifs - [Uproxx]

Does Truth Really Matter to Oscar? - [Salon]

TSA to Replace Naked Body Scanners with Goofy Animated Body Scanners - [The Atlantic Wire]

Petition Asks Victoria’s Secret to Make Bras for Breast Cancer Survivors - [Refinery29]

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Comic Foils Venn Diagram - [Vulture]

Why Wall Street’s Bonus Babies Will be Crying - [The Fiscal Times]

5 Ways ‘The Breakfast Club’ Ruined my Life - [HelloGiggles]

Talk About Role Reversal: Driver Locks Up Drunk Police Officer - [Newser]

Baltimore Ravens Fans ‘Call Me Maybe’ Parody - [With Leather]

Headline Story: Not Your Average Apple - [Flavorwire]