Man Grinched By Local Cops And Other Top Links

Instagram Users Appalled to Learn That Instagram is a Business - [Slate]

18 Unexpected (and Real) Quotes by Famous Figures - [Cracked]

A Better, Even Jazzier Homeland Theme Song - [Vulture]

‘Duck Dynasty,’ ‘Buckwild,’ ‘Honey Boo Boo,’ and the 99 Percent - [The Daily Beast]

Here’s What $315,000,000,000 in Gold Bars Looks Like - [Mental Floss]

Brittany Spears is the Highest Paid Female Musician in 2012 - [Huffington Post]

Petition to Build a Death Star gets 25,000, Enough to be Reviewed by White House - [Observer]

Departure of 7 Big East Hoops Schools Inevitable - [Sports Illustrated]

Fox Anchor Caught Dancing to Beyonce - [Time]

Headline Story: Man fined for Having too Many Christmas Lights on his Truck - [Daily Mail]