15 Reasons You Should Never Visit Hawaii

Waterfalls, white sand beaches, and sunshine. Who'd want that?

1. The wildlife sucks.

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Honu sunbathing at Kiholo Bay, Hawai'i

2. Anything worth seeing you have to hike to.

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Seven Sacred Pools, Maui

3. The scenery is mediocre at best.

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Wailua Falls, Kaua'i.

4. In order to have rainbows, it has to rain first. That's not fun.

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Molokai

5. I mean, you can't even see the stars at night.

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Summit of Mauna Kea Volcano, Hawai'i

6. And who wants to wake up before sunrise to go to the top of a silly crater?

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Haleakala Crater, Maui.

7. It's not like there are any geological wonders in Hawaii.

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Waimea Canyon, Kaua'i.

8. Who wants to see that much green?

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Nā Pali Coast, Kaua'i.

9. And the sunsets aren't even impressive.

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Lanikai Beach, Oahu.

10. Who wants secluded beaches anyways?

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Papakolea Beach, Big Island, Hawaii.

11. The Honolulu skyline is unimpressive.

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Waikiki Beach, Oahu.

12. The foliage isn't even pretty.

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State flower of Hawaii, Hibiscus

13. Who would want to wake up to a view like this?

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Garden of the Gods, Lanai.

14. Don't waste a trip.

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Waipouli Beach, Kaua'i.

15. You'd be better off staying home.

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Stairway to Heaven, Oahu.