Celebrity·Posted on Oct 25, 2013Jason Statham Is The Most Beautiful Bald Man On This PlanetWell, almost bald.by Emily HennenBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail This is Jason Statham. He plays lots of action heroes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Lots and lots of action heroes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Which is fitting because we always fantasize about him saving our lives. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF He is astonishingly sexy, obviously. Like, ridiculously good-looking. He looks impeccable in any and all suits. You may have noticed, he only has a limited amount of hair. This only adds to his outrageous amount of sex appeal. He wouldn't even look as good with hair. See, Robert Pattinson's 'do does nothing for him. He's hairless-ish and beautiful. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Very beautiful. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF SO beautiful, he swung Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. They are absolutely absurd-looking together. Speaking of absurd-looking, this is his body. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF What other man looks this good painted silver?? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF What other man could do all the cool and crazy stuff he does?? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF What other man could stand this close to a fire, behind this aggressive bear? I mean, look at him. He knows how to sit on a chair better than anyone else who's ever sat on a chair. Jason Statham should be your IDEAL man. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Also, based on this photo, he would clearly make the ideal husband and father of your imaginary children. Who wouldn't want to stare at this baldheaded beauty for hours?? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF No one. The answer is no one. Even though he's wearing a cowboy hat, we still love him. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF We shall join you, Jason, in shedding tears tonight because you'll probably marry that Victoria's Secret model. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But, at least we'll have this photo to remember and look back on. Good day, my friend. GOOD DAY. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF