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20 Ways To Hold A Golden Globe

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1. You can balance it on one hand and look off into the distance.

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2. You can hold it close to your face and stare creepily into the camera.

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3. You can pretend to know someone in the crowd and wave enthusiastically.

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4. You can sign “I love you” to the paparazzo of your choice.

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5. You can look adorable and give a sneaky side-eye.

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6. You can step in front of your bandmate and show it off to the world.

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7. You can place your thumb on it delicately.

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8. You can hold it like a hand mirror and marvel at how wonderful you look.

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9. You can put it on your head and face the wall.

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10. You can hold two and get a workout in.

11. You can look sort of confused, but raise it up anyways.

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12. You can hold your other hand out gracefully to look like a fancy lady.

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13. You can show off all your teeth and neck veins.

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14. You can put it on your right shoulder.

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15. You can put it on your left shoulder.

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16. You can clench it tightly while making soulful eye contact with Christoph Waltz.

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17. You can pretend someone made a funny joke and laugh hysterically.

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18. You can point at people with it.

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19. You can shake an invisible man’s hand.

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20. Finally, you can steal Melissa McCarthy’s purse and trick people into thinking you won something.

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*Maybe they won’t notice?

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