1. Poll: which part is the most tacky…the cleavage, bra strap or their position?
4. I wanna motorboat you forever, babe.
7. This’ll be perfect for our rap-metal album cover, baby.
8. This perfectly illustrates where priorities are for men and women.
11. “Wait, we gotta do over, there was a woman in the background. OK, this one is much better.”
13. Not sure where her leg is; not sure if you want to know.
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