emeraldh

emeraldh

My name is Emerald. I come from the deserts of Tucson, AZ. I live in Boise, ID. Life is a stumbling mess of lessons learned. In the midst of insanity I surrender to a man named Michael. He's everything. I am nomadic. I am boring. I am a fangirl. I am a weirdo. I'm crazy, yet sane. I hate other girls. Bullshit is my middle name. I love obscurity. I hate kids. Idiots compel me to bash my head against a nearby wall repeatedly. I love confusing others. The United States of America should be renamed to something along the lines of "Nation of Materialistic Paris Hilton Wannabes, Retards, and Fat Asses". I despise using my mental abilities to sort through the garbled, horrible grammar and accents of the South. Jealousy is an ever present aspect of my personality. I love small things. I love my laptop (gamers dream). I am an intellectual snob. I have no talent. I am still learning to find my place on this vile planet. Fuck those people who do not truly know me. You don't know shit about me, whether you think you do or not.

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