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1. Being blackout is necessary
2. And you know you gotta plan a dope party
3. Maybe an offensive attire party
4. Or a classic America theme
5. Gotta make sure you can hang so you pump yourself up before starting to drink
6. You decide day drinking during class is a good idea
7. Not really sure what's going on but whatever
8. Some babes show up and help get the pre-game started
9. Things get a little crazy
10. Someone offers you some weird shit
11. Why the hell not? You're not too wasted yet
12. You find yourself dancing to that stupid pop song
13. Definitely more wasted than you thought
14. You see a 10 across the room
15. But accidentally say something really stupid
16. Luckily she didn't hear you
17. You try to give yourself a little pep talk before trying again
18. You try to impress her with your bod
19. You two get something to drink
20. You continue to try and impress this girl
21.
22. Then somebody embarrasses you and she walks off
23. Screw it, she was in the way of your drinking anyway
24. You're not even really in control of your body anymore
25. You decide to illustrate your thoughts
26. And take a badass pic you know you'll regret later
27. You see a party foul happen across the room
28. Someone spots your ex
29. She calls you but you don't want to deal with her right now
30. You remind yourself that you don't have to see her
31. At this point you're feeling pretty damn good
32. Your ego is ridiculous
33. You pretend like you know what you're doing
34. Your friends are impressed
35. You kill it on the dance floor
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