EXCLUSIVE! First Look at Rachel Uchitel’s Playboy Cover

It was announced a couple of days ago that Tiger’s bottom whore Rachel Uchitel and her orange roast beef face would grace the pages of Hugh Hefner’s Playboy. Now I don’t know who still buy snuff magazines these days, probably 12 year olds who don’t know how to use the internets, but I’m still flabergasted at the success and fame this cheap skank keeps on having. She must be an inspiration to all women worldwide, she’s the living proof that no class, no shame and a face that looks like battered meat can get you very far in life. Enjoy the cover and don’t forget to give us your feedback!

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