15 Reasons Why Beyonce Will Always Be Better Than You

Yeah sure you might have just received your PhD from "Who Gives A Shit" University, or you might have even just raised an insignificant amount of money for your charity of choice...all that doesn't matter to the world...you're still not Queen B.

1. While you sit on your overfed, disgusting ass...Beyoncé sits on this.

Yeah, I hope you're offended.

2. What did you eat for breakfast? Doesn't matter. Beyoncé ate gold, bitch.

Dipped in chocolate, her preferred way.

3. You will NEVER have this much sass.

4. Oh, you just graduated college? That's cute. Who needs a degree, when you're schoolin' life?

She even counts like a fucking boss.

5. While you were out running your first ever Neighborhood Watch meeting, Beyoncé was running your life.

Suck on that, George Zimmerman.

6. To the world you may be one person, but to Beyoncé, you're even less.

7. She shut down the Super Bowl. The FUCKING Super Bowl.

And she aint even sorry...

8. You didn't marry Jay-Z, but Beyoncé did. Whoops.

9. I mean, let's face it, you and your "boo" will never have this much $WAG.

Jeyoncé <3

10. I dare you to look this good pregnant.

11. ...or to look this good while sleeping...

Angels on your pillow, B.

12. ...or while chewing gum...

13. ...or while doing anything, really.

14. So when in doubt, just remember that when compared to the Queen, YOU'RE BASIC.

15. And that Anderson Cooper is always right.

...especially when it comes to Beyoncé.