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What's The Weirdest Thing You've Bought While Drunk?

Alcohol and online shopping can be a beautiful, terrible combination.

After a night of drinking, it can be easy to convince yourself that you NEED TO BUY THAT THING YOU SAW AND FELL IN LOVE WITH.

This is my favorite thing I've ever bought while online-shopping drunk

The results can be strange.

Sober me would like to thank drunk me for this purchase. The Internet is a magical and dangerous place, kids

And delightful.

Or cause you to ask that uncomfortable question, "How drunk WAS I?"

I ordered a hamburger phone off eBay when I was drunk last week. Good god.

This "unicorn" I bought when I was drunk #IWilBeReturningThis

So what's the weirdest thing you've purchased while under the influence? Tell us (or show us) in the comments!