Veteran BBC broadcaster Simon McCoy has been deadpanning his way through all of his royal baby news segments.
Plenty more to come from here, none of it news.
Until [the announcement], we're going to be speculating here about the royal birth with no facts.
'God help us if this ends up a long labor.' That's a view that I have heard expressed here by a couple of people.
Another amazing segment from the best royal baby reporter in the business.
