1. Dear Charlie,
You’re a passionate man and a wonderful, wonderful dancer.
2. Sometimes that passion makes you sweat profusely…
3. But I’m totally fine with it, because you really understand what I’m going through right now.
4. You make bold fashion choices, which I appreciate…
5. And your culinary taste is unparalleled.
6. (Even if that means your teeth fall out really easily)
7. You are an artist and a poet…
8. …and yet, I also feel like you could protect me from danger.
11. And did I mention you look great in costume?
14. IRL, though, you’re married to the waitress, which is really a huge bummer for me and everyone else.
17. But I give you my blessing, as she does seem pretty chill.
18. So I’ll just keep loving you from afar. Adieu, my little green man, until we meet again.
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