The press release from J&D foods: “Bacon Condoms Make Your Meat Look Like Meat. Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon. And as an added bonus, each Bacon Condom has been generously coated with J&D’s baconlube™, an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant.”
Seems pretty legit.
Not sure if these “bestsellers” are totally awesome or a huge R.I.P. for society. Probably both.
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