Buzz·Posted on 3 Sept 201519 Secrets People Who Work In A Leisure Centre Will Never Tell YouDon't even think about the ball pond cleaning rota.by Ella Rose DoveBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Children's parties are not as fun as they seem. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And dealing with children's laughter on a hangover is pretty tough going. View this photo on Instagram 3. Lifeguards feel like heroes whenever they dive into the pool. View this photo on Instagram 4. But really, "lifeguard" just means "cleaner". View this photo on Instagram 5. And duty managers are just lifeguards in shirts. View this photo on Instagram 6. That said, carrying a whistle makes you feel like a boss. View this photo on Instagram 7. But we rarely get to use them. We spend most of our time watching swimmers and conducting an imaginary version of the Olympics in our heads. View this photo on Instagram 8. And none us can be bothered to wear flip-flops when we're on a pool shift. View this photo on Instagram 9. Even outside of work, whenever a siren sounds anywhere, anytime, we expect the waves to begin. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Sometimes we wear the wrong name badges, just because. View this photo on Instagram 11. We've learnt the hard way when it comes to confiding in receptionists. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. We go to extreme lengths to avoid cleaning the ball pond. View this photo on Instagram 13. But we're amazed by the treasures we find when we do. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. We will always resent 6am starts and working weekends. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And we've all fallen asleep in the soft play area at some point. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Everyone's had a sneaky portion of chips behind the desk at least once. View this photo on Instagram 17. We have a code word that means "bomb threat". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Our hair always smells of chlorine and fried food. View this photo on Instagram 19. But no matter how much we moan, the staff perks make the job worthwhile. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF