Reasons Im The Original Disney Princess

Every little girl (or boy) dreams about being a princess one day - but I am the real and original disney princess... If you doubt me - here's why. Now where's my castle?

Reasons I am the original Disney Princess

After many years of being obsessed with Disney movies, it slowly dawned on me that there are way too many similarities between me and my princess friends to be a coincidence.

This may be doubtful to those who don't know me because I am not animated, and do not have a sidekick I am aware of yet, but I am definitely a Disney princess. In fact all the princesses may be based on me. My house is probably bugged with little microphones with Mickey Mouse ears...

1. Snow White

I love fruit - apples are awesome and for some reason doctors are afraid of them.

In addition, I look great with bows in my hair.

2. Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)

I am AMAZING at picking berries and they are ultra tasty - especially in pie.

Also - the forest is the best natural environment ever! It has berries in it and the connection with pie has been established

3. Cinderella

I play with bubbles all the time, and Im an only child - coincidence? I think not

Oh and I also have a fairy godmother - but mine is Eddie Izzard

4. Princess Tiger Lily (Peter Pan)

Like Tiger Lily - I am no snitch. I will keep my secrets to a watery grave.

I may also have a thing for guys in tights...

5. Maid Marian (Robin Hood)

Me and Marian are both foxy ladies with flower rings - unfortunately my firefly needs new batteries.

6. Ariel

If I could live in the ocean I would!!! Im exactly like Ariel, but the opposite.

I make everything very clear in my own personal version of Part of Your World, where I would give anything for, whats the word?... Gills

I already collect cool shells, and I have a sponge - I am ready

7. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

I am a bookworm at heart. My one dream is to have a library like her (my birthday is coming up hint hint)

8. Jasmine

I am middle-eastern and yes I have crazy dark eyes O_O

I also love cats of all sizes, but mine never listen to me... I guess its a tiger thing

9. Pocahontas

Like Pocahontas, Im based on a real person, me.

I also have a real woman's body, unlike other princesses, which is a plus.

10. Mulan

Im Asian, in the sense that I live in Asia, so yeah...

Also Im a total tomboy and I look great in my samurai armour

Did I mention I have nunchucks?

11. Tiana (The Frog Princess)

First of all - Im dirt poor like Tiana and I have rich white friends.

However, there is one obvious thing I don't have in common with her - I think you can guess...

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Thats right - I don't live in Louisiana. But I do love gumbo yum yum

12. Merida

I am certainly not your usual girly girl and I am pretty good at archery - surprised?

I didn't know it either until I tried it out in Ireland - booya!

And I saw a bear once

13. Vanellope von Schweetz (Wreck It Ralph)

Voiced by Sarah Silverman, who is also my Jewish alter ego, this is one of the best princesses ever - she is secretly a princess, just like me

We love sweets and both live in a chocolate volcano

Please don't eat my house

14. Rapunzel (Tangled)

Totally love reptiles - I used to have a lizard and I found a chameleon once - it also had a bad attitude but it taught me interrogation techniques

15. Elsa and Anna (Frozen)

First of all, lets start with my amazing Anna/Elsa-like singing voice, which is especially inspiring in the shower and alone in the car.

Im also weird and a bit awkward in a totally cute way like Anna.

Plus, I love the cold and it never bothers me anyway.

16. Last but not least... Princess Kenny

He may not be a Disney princess, but he is just as cute and obsessed with Japanese culture as I am.

This means I may need a theme song along with my castle

Oh and I want my own ride

All rights go to Disney, and especially me for giving then all their ideas.

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