1.Your grandma is trying to slip you a $5 bill for your birthday, when she is startled by the sound she hears coming out of your speakers.
2.Your grandma was hip back in her day, so you turn it up and tell her to listen to the sweet sound of "Anaconda," by Nicki Minaj.
3.The lyrics seem to come out clearer than ever before. "Yeah, he love this fat ass. Yeah, this one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club."
4.To distract your grandparents from the lyrics you try to get them to dance. So you start twerking.
5.That was a very poor choice. You have now scarred them.
6.You immediately regret putting on "Anaconda" and quickly press next on your playlist! Little did you know Skrillex would come on.
7.You think, it's probably ok, there are hardly ever any lyrics in dubstep songs anyways. But then it hits...
8.THAT BASS DROP.
9.Your grandparents nearly have a heart attack.
10."You can eat shit and fucking die!" happens to be the only decipherable lyric to this particular Skrillex song.
11.With every beat a little piece of your grandparents' lives gets shaved off. You put on some old school Miley, to calm their nerves.
12.OOPS, JUST KIDDING. You accidentally put on the explicit version of "23" by Mike Will Made-It ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicey J.
13."I'm in the club high on Purp with some shades on. Tatted up, mini skirt with my J's on." Your grandparents' blood curdling screams make you realize just how explicit this song really is.
14.In desperation, you turn everything off and there's an awkward silence. You're grandparents are looking at you like you're an alien.
15.After an eternity of strange glances you decide to just give up and let you do you.
16.Besides, your grandparents used to think this was provocative.
