Here's What Would Happen If The Characters Of "Harry Potter" Had The Internet

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Harry Potter

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Harry would be all over Facebook, and he'd have a ridiculous number of friends: He is the ~Chosen One~, after all. He'd be addicted to posting statuses and "checking in" everywhere, which would piss off Hermione to no end. And of course Mrs Weasley would comment on every. Single. Status.

Ron Weasley

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Ron's Twitter would probably just consist of him complaining about stuff – mostly when Harry makes him do something dangerous – and making dumb jokes every once in a while. He'd also be really, really good at using emojis.

Hermione Granger

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Hermione would definitely be all about Tumblr: She'd use it as a platform to promote SPEW, and obviously would get hundreds of thousands of reblogs. She'd also probably start a Change.org petition to help her campaign. Oh, and Dumbledore would take time off from his busy schedule to do Tumblr AMAs.

Ginny Weasley

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Ginny's Instagram would be full of family photos, selfies with Harry, and pictures of her Pygmy Puff, Arnold. She'd also definitely share a #tbt every single Thursday, without fail.

Fred and George Weasley

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Fred and George would make a YouTube channel to promote their joke shop products, and their taste test videos would definitely be the most popular. Cho Chang's make-up tutorials would get millions of views, and Lee Jordan would spend all of his time trying to go viral in the Muggle world with videos of ~real magic~.

Molly Weasley

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Mrs Weasley would be one of the most popular users on Pinterest, and she'd use it to share her best recipes and photos of her family. She'd also have a super popular "Cleaning Tips" board, and all her followers would swear her secrets are ~just like magic~...

Severus Snape

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Snape would (obviously) hate all social media, but would have a profile on LinkedIn to keep up with his former, um...colleagues.

Cormac McLaggen

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Hogwarts's resident douchebag, Cormac McLaggen, would be all over Tinder. He'd probably use it to find his next date to a Slug Club party, because no girls he knows in real life would actually go with him. He would also try to impress the ladies with his connections...and nobody would ever respond.