1. 1. You decide it’s time to leave the bar
2. 2. You make sure your friends are on board
4. 4. Next you make the crucial decision of where to go
At this point you’ve already surrendered to the calories, so they better be MINDBLOWING.
5. 5. And annoy whatever poor (and semi-creepy) soul is working at that hour
6. 6. You order one of everything. Because you need it, really.
7. 7. Then pay the bill…
Which will hurt worse tomorrow..
8. 8. You impatiently wait in line while the food cooks
9. 9. You accidentally (or blatantly) use too much of the hot sauce they warned you about
10. 10. But still manage to ravage through every delicious bite
OMG OMG OMG
11. 11. You have a moment of celebratory reflection
“That was absolutely the best meal I’ve ever eaten…EVER.”
12. 12. Get home and pass out immediately
13. 13. You wake up the next morning…
14. 14. Quickly replay the way the evening unfolded
Oh no, did that really happen?! It wasn’t that bad, right?
15. 15. Hate yourself
16. 16. Drink a gallon of water
WATER IS MAGICAL
17. 17. Ponder the gym…
The thought is excruciating
18. 18. Quickly dismiss that idea
There’s absolutely no way.
19. 19. Head to the nearest diner
Grease is the only cure for what you’re experiencing.