4. 4. Next you make the crucial decision of where to go
At this point you’ve already surrendered to the calories, so they better be MINDBLOWING.
5. 5. And annoy whatever poor (and semi-creepy) soul is working at that hour
7. 7. Then pay the bill…
Which will hurt worse tomorrow..
9. 9. You accidentally (or blatantly) use too much of the hot sauce they warned you about
10. 10. But still manage to ravage through every delicious bite
OMG OMG OMG
11. 11. You have a moment of celebratory reflection
“That was absolutely the best meal I’ve ever eaten…EVER.”
14. 14. Quickly replay the way the evening unfolded
Oh no, did that really happen?! It wasn’t that bad, right?
16. 16. Drink a gallon of water
WATER IS MAGICAL
17. 17. Ponder the gym…
The thought is excruciating