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1. Show up late for your reservation
2. Bring your screaming, whining children into the dining room
3. Or your triple-wide stroller
4. Throw this line around freely: "We've been waiting for over an hour"
5. Or this: "We know the owner"
6. Order food or drinks from them
7. Look around for a table before you talk to them
8. Even worse: Seat yourself
9. Take it upon yourself to move after you've already been seated
10. Hang around after you’ve paid your bill and there’s an hour wait
11. Take a table and then only order drinks
12. Glare at them the whole time you wait
13. Or worse, TALK to them the whole time
14. Show up with 10 people at 9pm on a Friday night without a reservation
15. Expect to get seated right away because you're a regular
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