10 People Who Should Be Teabaggers

Being a tea party activist might seem like something anyone could do, but it actually takes just the right mix of rage and ignorance to pull it off correctly. Here are a few people who haven't been seen at the rallies yet, but who should definitely give it a try.

• 1. John Cleese

  John Cleese really, really hates communists. He likes tea though.

• 2. Leonidas

  

  Leonidas is angry. Also, he doesn't take lightly the political elite's snide remarks about madness.

• 3. The Hulk

  

  Hulk smash stupid Health Care Bill!

• 4. Father Ted (and Dougal)

  A bit subtle perhaps, but he gets the point across. Whatever it is.

• 5. Islamic Rage Boy

  

  He's certainly got the rage thing down, just don't tell him that Obama is actually, secretly planning to introduce an Islamic theocracy.

• 6. "Get a Brain, Morans" Guy

  

  Sir, your country needs you.

• 7. Crazy Mean Baby

  

  Get your government hands off my breast milk!

• 8. Christian Bale

  Christian Bale is going to fucking kick your fucking ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right?

• 9. Munch's "Scream"

  

  He just loves his country, and he fears for it.

• 10. Brick Tamland

  

  Like most teabaggers, Brick Tamland has no idea what he's yelling about. On the other hand he has an IQ of 48, which would bring the average up considerably.