1. When you saw the enemy behind its petal façade:
2. And realised the terrible truth:
3. When sneezing was too fast too furious:
4. And life became a series of close encounters with grass:
5. When your spring/summer style was effected, goddamnit:
6. When you finally understood the villain's plan for vengeance:
7. When you realised the sides had already been chosen:
8. And a bouquet became a Trojan Horse:
9. When the lawn was more dangerous than in Honey, I Shrunk The Kids:
10. And you had to devise James Bond level gadgets:
11. When your emotional state was "hay fever":
12. But at least you had those sneezing muscles ready:
13. When the pollen crossed enemy lines:
14. And you knew you had to retaliate:
15. Suddenly you suspected sabotage:
16. The only way to protect yourself was clear:
Oh well, maybe you can go outside next year.
Until then here's a sneezing baby panda:
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