Top 10 Reasons To Date My Friend Bella

someone take her off my hands ASAP

1.

She looks MAGNIFICENT riding a turtle

2.

She is Ethnically Diverse and Embraces Large Headwear

3.

She would make a REGAL first lady

4.

She spends time with Ryan Gosling, but does not monopolize his time (TAKE NOTE, MENDES)

5.

She is Matthew Mcconaughey's wife's doppelganger

6.

She knows what is important in life

7.

She is a fabulous addition to a pirate-themed birthday party (and can WERK an eyepatch)

8.

She has been a friend of the aliens since birth

9.

She is an earth goddess, friend of all creatures

10.

She's never awkward on a first date