BuzzยทPosted on Dec 13, 2018The Funniest Tweets From Black Twitter This YearCan't believe that Twitter is free.by Ehis OsifoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. IG: Chefarnold_therealmvp @UR_SO_COOL_NOL Only the real ones would know... 04:47 AM - 17 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ๐ฒ๐๐ซ @Jmackk_ Aint NO way my ONE MONTH just told me to ๐คซ๐คซ๐คฃ 10:50 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. V4 @valcoholics a wig IS a school supply mom 04:04 PM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ๐คด๐ฝ๐ @yungjack97 Arguing thru a text will have you standing in one spot for 35 mins ๐คฃ 10:22 PM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Tia @positiviTeee How the world portrays Jesus vs how the Bible describes him. #MetGala 12:48 AM - 08 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. You Matter @DemetriusHarmon Thanos gone lose his mind https://t.co/RmL1VtvS0s 10:38 PM - 08 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. B Pearl ๐ฅ @bpearl___ โHold your applause until the end of the ceremonyโ Black people: 02:56 AM - 06 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Nai @_NaiTai Wanted to share my amazing weight loss transformation with you all. Itโs been over a year since I lost 230 lbs and Iโve never felt better โค๏ธ 07:08 PM - 03 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. HOOD CLEOPATRA @umcornell my cells during mitosis 06:29 PM - 06 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ig: Rawshaud @Rawshaud ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT RAY Jโs HAT MOVED LIKED 2,000 TIMES IN LIKE 10 SECONDS!!!! ๐๐๐คฃ 01:11 AM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ๐น @Dr_Sweets23 House was a weird show. Patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems. And House would come in like โdid you check his asshole for toothpicks?โ And theyโd be like โdamn u right.โ 05:43 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Missy Elliott @MissyElliott I just found out I have a FUNKY WHITE SISTER๐ณ๐ฉ๐๐คฃ forreal doe๐๐คฃ& she brought her home girl with her from da hood that keep tip toeing in the background with a plate of food๐คฃ yo Iโm done!๐ but she straight killed โWork Itโ sound effects & all๐๐พ I love it๐ฅ๐๐พ 05:18 AM - 08 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Junebug @airjunebug When New Yorkers hear a violin ๐คฃ๐ฅ๐ป 06:28 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. wanheda @KariukiMachine lmfaoooo Facebook been having me dying lately 04:34 PM - 06 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. #TheBeardCollector @HOLLYandherEGO Yโall wilding today for no reason huh 07:12 PM - 06 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ๐ฃ Put It In Reverse TERRY!!! @Yo_GOAT Manager: โHey I know youโre suppose to be off today but can you....โ Me: 02:57 AM - 09 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. youngfishgod @youngfishgod Me reading over my homies essay to help ensure he gets the best grade possible 12:02 AM - 16 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. im TIRED @lovellex_ When someone is getting in trouble and the teacher says "The next person who laughs is getting sent to the office" 05:27 PM - 19 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. THEYomi @unpleasantbabe I look at myself in the mirror like this when Iโm drunk https://t.co/RxEMTcM5lJ 12:45 AM - 23 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. - @tyreksh The entire restaurant when somebody order fajitas 07:07 PM - 28 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. sabrina @sabsavage_ Me texting my kids once theyโre in college and me and my husband finally start our world tour https://t.co/rvMPv2ZGOG 08:46 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Babyboy ๐ @Drebae_ Ursula scammed a mermaid out of her voice and soul & then stole sis man. Cruella De Vill wanted to skin 100 puppies & Maleficent put a curse on a baby cause she ainโt get invited to a kickback https://t.co/tpvwgPg9Pw 03:34 PM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. WiseGuy Wes @EdisAggin Womenโs shower water. https://t.co/kJvu6FE256 10:20 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. javeigh young-white @javeigh nobody: bread crumbs: . . . . . . . . . . 06:42 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Derrick ๐ @_ayosworldd this is exactly what McDonaldโs sprite taste like https://t.co/ZRsE5NtHd1 02:33 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Trash Quavo @TrashQuavo Friendโs mom: You guys hungry? My friend: Nah we good Me: https://t.co/zvrTzDFAme 05:08 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. aries @proletariatitty The only thing men bring to the table is the audacity 03:45 AM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. nathan @Nathan_TheThird Two classes are still on my schedule today. However, I only have energy for one. 04:46 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. jaboukie @jaboukie remember when snapchat showed โbest friendsโ and we all just watched people cheat before our eyes 06:26 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Barbatt @BarbattJocelyn Being an adult is having the "we have food at home" talk with yourself. 08:16 PM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Sean Paul @duttypaul Loll itโs 'BUSS ANOTHA BOKKLE A MOEโ my G! RRR!!! https://t.co/jkEwd0E9GJ 02:45 PM - 16 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. โ๏ธMerryFookmas๐ @fookmusic Gas is like $40/full tank Carrots are like $1/pound Ya boi is getting a horse. 09:43 PM - 10 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Podcast Bae @TheOTAPShow Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets lol โHey! Thats a really nice dress!โ Woman: Thanks! IT HAS POCKETS! ๐ And then she puts her hands in them and show you lol 06:46 PM - 20 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. aafire @aafire_ I come on twitter to talk to myself publicly 07:23 PM - 21 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. (g)imme a kith @nastyrat29 olivia: our profile says our perp was abandoned by his parents ice T: so he's got mommy AND daddy issues liv: & he's an alcoholic ice T: so he likes a lil sip sip liv: & he has erectile issues, so he's violent towards women ice T: can't beat his meat, so he beats on chicks 04:15 PM - 07 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Kacie the Scammer @kc_alyssa I love US History https://t.co/ir8zbcpK5J 01:56 AM - 30 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Louisiana โ๏ธ Boy @FlyAir4 Who else is โlimewireโ years old? ๐ค๐ค 12:50 AM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. key โก @keybladekairi santa: -owns slaves -stalks children, watches them at all times -needs 9 reindeer to haul his fat ass the grinch: -works only with his trusty dog -ostracized from society, but forgives them for their sins anyway -asexual icon -dismantled a corrupt capitalist institution 04:56 AM - 24 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Ayo Edebiri @ayoedebiri {\__/} ( โข . โข) / > ๐ Kelly, can u handle this? {\__/} ( โข . โข) / > ๐ Michelle, can u handle this? {\__/} ( โข . โข) / > ๐ Beyoncรฉ, can u handle this? {\__/} ( โข- โข) ๐< \ I donโt think u can handle this 08:31 PM - 10 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. m @itsjustmarsha my mirror: ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฝ ๐ my camera: ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฝ ๐ 09:11 PM - 03 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Jamielyn๐ต๐ญ @Jamielyn_Howard Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, donโt look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink. ๐๐คท๐ฟโโ๏ธ 12:38 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Deyoncรฉ @deelalz Itโs payday baby. Might fuck around and buy 12 Chick-fil-A nuggets instead of 8. Get steak at chipotle. Order a soda instead of water. The world is my oyster now 12:40 PM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Saul B. @RockBSaul Yโall wanna talk about ghosting, letโs talk about jobs you apply for and never get denied or accepted 01:29 PM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. pumi @TLOPumi Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late? 12:46 PM - 20 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. la'derrick @khaleezy Me tryna fold a fitted sheet 01:10 AM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. D @dale_fromcali When I start a job vs when Iโve been working there for a couple of weeks 02:49 PM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. ๐๏ธ @AiiGod yall: 4/20 me, an intellectual: 1/5 06:34 AM - 20 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. ahmz D @ahmzzd Nah she usually look like shalissa https://t.co/4k3ZI7lzr0 01:20 AM - 04 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. ๐ @PEACHYBLACKG0RL math question: *has a decimal in it* my last 2 brain cells: 02:10 PM - 29 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. ndl merry aimamas ๐ณ๐ฌ @ASAPAlMAA DENTIST: Remember to floss! ME: ๐ ๐ ๐ / / \ \ / / ....||.........||..........||...... 03:53 PM - 08 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite