Crazy translated website here.
Science Buzz In case anorexia, bulimia and cutting weren't awful enough, there's a new disorder on the rise: self-embedding. Doctors report that young girls have been inserting objects — including needles, staples, glass and crayons — into their skin as a form of self-injury. In one case, a doctor removed a six-inch unfolded staple from a teen girl's arm. Gah!
“You can't reach inside the screen to move things inside your computer, but you can use the mouse.”

http://www.socyberty.com/Holidays/Krampus-The-S...
Then there's also Krampus, Santa's ancient demon incubus sidekick.
Don't drink too much, don't swing a baby, and definitely don't drink too much and then swing a baby — or even a very small child.
Style Buzz Honey and Ray Smith, both 65, wear a matching outfit every day of their lives, from their his-and-her Mickey Mouse watches to their Hawaiian shirts to their purple Crocs. Because you know what they say: The couple that stays together is the couple that neuters each other aesthetically.

http://mommysentials.com/babykeeperbasic.htm#
Next they should make a thong with hooks so you can be hung up on the wall while your friends and/or mother uses the bathroom.
Also: Napoleon Leading the Army Over the Alps, by Kehinde Wiley.
Compare to the original (Napoleon Crossing the Alps, by Jacques-Louis David).
Chinese artist (and, apparently, vaguely agoraphobic housewife) Ju Duoqi uses fruits and vegetables, rotting and fresh, to recreate famous paintings.
The giant, phallic-looking clams (pronounced “gooey-ducks”) live on the Pacific coast of the US and Canada. They're gross, they're real. Steam up a few for your next party.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-CT-ScoConn-Same-Sex...
Connecticut's same-sex couples no longer have to drive a couple hours north to legally wed.
Crazy translated website here.
The Driver Assist Connect system projects a sexy blond hologram in your passenger seat to keep you awake, scare away robbers, and be generally creepy and startling in all ways. If it's real, you can get one on October 13, and if it's not, they spent a ridiculous amount of money on their website.
http://youfellasleepwatchingadvd.com/
I found it, the stupidest website on the internet today.
Tricky.
Easy.
A British artist tested the Royal Mail system by sending 130 postcards to herself, each with increasingly difficult puzzles, visual tricks and riddles providing her address. All but 10 successfully arrived at her house. Dear Postman, LOL, nuf siht t'nsI?
Equal parts Tamagotchi, Etch-a-Sketch, and creepy porn thing, it's the Tuttuki Bako video game, from Japan. To play, simply insert your finger and “interact with the beings and things contained in the box.”