You Are Not A Country Music Fan!

Country music is all the rage these days but some posers claim that they like the genre and they need to be shown for their true colors.

SONGS

Oh! You have the Cruise Remix and Wagon Wheel on your iPod?!! You must love country!!! Those are two of the most country songs that only a true country fan could even listen to!!

NOT!! (no offense to these songs)

A true fan cannot even stand to listen to these songs anymore because of how damn much the radio decided to play them over and over again.

FESTIVALS

If you would rather go to Coachella and take the mollies, then unfortunately for you, you aren't a true country fan.

If you were a fan, you would be dreaming about going to Stagecoach and lifting your American flag tank top to show the world what Jesus Christ gave you just so that you can have a free beer or you are giving that nice lady a beer and then going on to start a "USA" chant.

ARTISTS

Sorry to burst your bubble and while they are freakin' amazing people, just because you know who Carrie Underwood and Luke Bryan are... does NOT mean you like country music.

If you know who all of these following people are, then maybe you can pass as a fan.

1. Reba (true fans would know her last name)

2. Big & Rich

3. Montgomery Gentry

4. Pistol Annies

5. Randy Travis

6. Sugarland

7. Billy Currington

8. Sara Evans

9. Nicki Minaj

(***just a test**** if you're a fan you probably just gasped, screamed, or got really angry)

10. Cole Swindell

11. Brett Eldredge

12. Martina McBride

If you don't know any of these singers and bands, ya'll can step off the bandwagon and listen to your country pop Pandora at Starbucks.

CONCERTS

Name the last five concerts you've been to.

Literally say them out loud. I'll wait......

Ok great! If 3 out of 5 of them were not country (and that's being generous), I am so sorry to tell you that it is time to hang up your cowboy hat that you bought on the boardwalk and take a cab home cause you are a poser.

Also, P.S.

Tailgating before a show and never actually going in, does NOT count at all. gfy.

AWARD SHOWS

There are four major country award shows and you should probably know the difference or at least what they stand for if you are a die hard fan.

They are as follows:

THE ACMs - The Acadmey of Country Music Awards

THE CMAs - The Country Music Association Awards

THE CMTs - The Country Music Television Awards

THE ACAs - The American Country Awards

You should have all these in your DVR at some point in the year.

True country lovers would know that the most recent was the ACMs. 'Twas the 50th Anniversary and Luke & Blake hosted them yet again.

SONG TITLES

Some country song titles will be below. To see how country y'all are, you can answer and if you are wrong then you can take the "moonshine" that you bought at ShopRite liquors and just throw it on the ground.

If you've made it this far....

CONGRATS YOU PASSED!!!!

You are a true country fan. You love country music and it loves you right back. (You probably are even listening to it rn... Right? I knew it) I am so proud that 1. you know how to read and 2. you know what Buzzfeed is! (76% of country fans probably don't know anything about either of these)

We are a welcoming genre and would love to have any of you join us, so get up, go buy a megaticket, and jump right in. And don't forget to see Shania before she stops touring forever.

We just don't like posers so don't claim to be something that you are not. If you need help converting, come to me. I can turn you into a country fan faster than a lesbian can get a straight girl to go coslopus for the night. There is an artist for everyone and there's nothing better than a summer filled with tailgates, tan lines, and country music.

Always Remember....

See You Again is by Carrie not Wiz.

Fancy is by Reba not Iggy.

And I Will Always Love You (made popular by Whitney Houston) is a cover of a Dolly Parton song.

KEEP IT COUNTRY Y'ALL