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Okay, this is a long one: I once agreed to go on a date with a guy who said we would "grab lunch and take it out on the lake with [his] raft." It sounded like a fun enough date, and when he picked me up we went to the local sandwich shop to get our lunch to go. I made up my mind pretty… Read More

Revlon UniqOne (the coconut variety)- this stuff is MAGIC. I've been using this stuff for a year and it has completely transformed my hair from a dry, stringy, brittle mess into a lush, luxurious mane. Every time I go in for a trim, my stylist gushes over how much healthier my hair… Read More

Had a Harry Potter costume party for my 22nd birthday. In this crowd you will find a golden snitch, the invisibility cloak, Mad Eye Moody, a dementor, Dobby, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Moaning Myrtle, and Luna Lovegood, among others. Best. Birthday. Ever.

Moaning Myrtle, complete with toilet seat.

Cruella de Vil!

Threw a big Halloween party, dressed up as Snow White. Halfway through the night, these two girls I had never met before came in, and as soon as they saw me, they yelled "SNOW!! We've been looking for you!!" Best Halloween coincidence ever.

Snapchat's face swap turned my sister and me into Ted Cruz and Chucky. Ted. Cruz. And. Chucky.

I was 16 years old, and my 3-year-old brother escaped from our pew. I was sitting on the end, so I got to be the lucky one to chase after him. He bolted to the front of the chapel, and I didn't see that he he fallen over, so I tripped over him as I rounded the corner. My skirt flew… Read More

I was Snow White for Halloween last year and we had a party at my apartment. At one point, these two girls dressed as Grumpy and Sleepy (who I had never met before) walked in the door. I turned and saw them, and they saw me, and they yelled "SNOW!! We've been looking for you!!" and… Read More

I was Cruella de Vil one year and I loved it. It took forever to get all that baby powder out of my hair, though!