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It's Not A Journey, It's A F*cking Perfume
The first rule of perfume ads is: You do not talk about the perfume
The second rule of perfume ads is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PERFUME
The third rule of perfume ads is: Kid Craig will parody it
