There was a recent Reddit AMA where some 20 year old girl would have sex with dogs and horses. So gnarly and gross! http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/knp5z/iama_female_who_has_committed_acts_of_beastiality/

He used to be a regular on our show. He’d get upset every time I called him the Dolphin fucker, preferred Dolphin lover.
http://blogs.965thebuzz.com/afentra/2010/04/06/meet-the-dolphin-focker/

Lol at the reviews. Ew at the post.

equally creepy/nasty: what he did wasnt even illegal in florida until recently

that’s nothing,I’m dating a whale

I heard the dolphin had breast implants …so its all good

Well it says “novel” so I’m assuming it’s fictional…

So, does he stick it in the blow hole?

I saw a blog online about this like 8 years ago. I’ve been horrified? ever since.

Read one of the reviews for this book on Amazon… it’s pretty great…  “This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.  I’ve owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I’m pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers. After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it’s time to stop playing games and let’s do this if we’re gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I’m taking her out on a date this Friday. We’re doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we’ve had our fill, we’ll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes.  Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They’re just jealous haters who don’t understand the bond one can feel with a different species.  There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It’s all about compromise. I’m trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she’s teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.  I’ll check back here in a few weeks to let everyone know how my relationship with Fluffy is going. Until then, I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.”

Sounds like he’s been watching UCB and taking it too literally. “Humans Rule! Dolphins can suck it!”

It’s kind of a dirty secret (less so lately) that a lot of dolphins are freaks and totally into cetacean-on-human sexin’. I don’t judge.

15% is an awful lot of animal lovein’.

Dolphin abuse!