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Colbert On Beer Pong Herpes
So, Stephen Colbert says beer pong herpes is actually a hoax. But just to be safe, there will be no more beer pong at my frat parties. No, from here on, we’re only playing Purell pong. It’s safer, it still gets your drunk, and it doesn’t taste any worse than Natty Light.
