Dumb College Kids (dumbcollegekids) on BuzzFeed

New! Business! Geeky!

Dumb College Kids Bringing you the most hilarious stories from your favorite college campuses!

Don’t Be Gay…Don’t Order Celery

This bro finds out the hard way why dudes should never order celery with their buffalo wings. Check out more at DumbCollegeKids.com
Dumb College Kids about 2 years ago
- Link to This ›
Dumb College Kids

Video available at: http://www.youtube.com/v/cdL6BjupD1E.
Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

LOL

Win

OMG

Cute

WTF

Fail

Trashy

Classic

Ew

LOL

Amazing

Blimey

Cute

Splendid

WTF

Hmm

Trashy

You are signed in as .
Saving...

Saving...

Saving...

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Thanks for Registering! Before you can vote or contribute we need to quickly validate your email address. We’ve sent you a confirmation email with instructions. If you don’t receive the email in a few minutes, please check your spam folder.

Reconnect?

It looks like you've been disconnected from Facebook. Click the Facebook Connect button to reconnect.

Don’t Connect
Tweet

Email Boost
Serene Branson Autotune Remix!!!

Glad she is ok
Dumb College Kids about 2 years ago
- Link to This ›
Dumb College Kids

Video available at: http://www.youtube.com/v/daS1ivc_ycg.
Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

LOL

Win

OMG

Cute

WTF

Fail

Trashy

Classic

Ew

LOL

Amazing

Blimey

Cute

Splendid

WTF

Hmm

Trashy

You are signed in as .
Saving...

Saving...

Saving...

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Thanks for Registering! Before you can vote or contribute we need to quickly validate your email address. We’ve sent you a confirmation email with instructions. If you don’t receive the email in a few minutes, please check your spam folder.

Reconnect?

It looks like you've been disconnected from Facebook. Click the Facebook Connect button to reconnect.

Don’t Connect
Tweet

Email Boost
+ √
Teach Me How To Señor Dougie

Señor Dougie is sweeping through Mexican culture like an El Niño storm system invading southern California
Dumb College Kids about 2 years ago
- Link to This ›
Dumb College Kids

Video available at: http://www.youtube.com/v/NZ5rcVz-PJI.
Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

LOL

Win

OMG

Cute

WTF

Fail

Trashy

Classic

Ew

LOL

Amazing

Blimey

Cute

Splendid

WTF

Hmm

Trashy

You are signed in as .
Saving...

Saving...

Saving...

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Thanks for Registering! Before you can vote or contribute we need to quickly validate your email address. We’ve sent you a confirmation email with instructions. If you don’t receive the email in a few minutes, please check your spam folder.

Reconnect?

It looks like you've been disconnected from Facebook. Click the Facebook Connect button to reconnect.

Don’t Connect
Tweet

Email Boost
+ √
Hide Yo Kid, Hide Yo Wife and Hide Yo Toilettes, Cause They Shittin On Errybody Out Here

An 18-year-old Chicago man paid an uninvited visit to a few downtown residents, leaving behind his pants, cell phone and a “heavily soiled toilet” in a West Gorham Street apartment, according to a Madison police report. Read the rest of the story at DumbCollegeKids.com

Dumb College Kids 2 years ago respond
What Macaulay Culkin Really Does When He’s “Home Alone”

Macaulay Culkin launches his new clothing line. Fashionista’s are hailing Culkin for his fresh new take on leotards, jean shorts and of course Dr. Suess style gogo platform boots!
Dumb College Kids about 2 years ago
- Link to This ›
Dumb College Kids

Link: dumbcollegekids.com
Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

LOL

Win

OMG

Cute

WTF

Fail

Trashy

Classic

Ew

LOL

Amazing

Blimey

Cute

Splendid

WTF

Hmm

Trashy

You are signed in as .
Saving...

Saving...

Saving...

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Thanks for Registering! Before you can vote or contribute we need to quickly validate your email address. We’ve sent you a confirmation email with instructions. If you don’t receive the email in a few minutes, please check your spam folder.

Reconnect?

It looks like you've been disconnected from Facebook. Click the Facebook Connect button to reconnect.

Don’t Connect
Tweet

Email Boost
+ √
52 Varieties of Douche

Male claims to be ketchup company heir. At around 12:40 a.m. Saturday, an Oxford Police Department (OPD) officer on patrol outside The Wood’s Food and Spirits reportedly noticed a male urinating on the sidewalk. The officer reportedly stopped his car and approached the male, who began to zip up his pants before walking away. Read the rest of the story @ DumbCollegeKids.com

Dumb College Kids 2 years ago respond
Epic Dance Battle Of The Century

Looks like someone just got served second helpings! Years from now people will question the origin of the “spider dance”, thankfully it has been officially documented right here to avoid any future disputes.
Dumb College Kids about 2 years ago
- Link to This ›
Dumb College Kids

Video available at: http://www.youtube.com/v/8wj_jGozWQk.
Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

LOL

Win

OMG

Cute

WTF

Fail

Trashy

Classic

Ew

LOL

Amazing

Blimey

Cute

Splendid

WTF

Hmm

Trashy

You are signed in as .
Saving...

Saving...

Saving...

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Thanks for Registering! Before you can vote or contribute we need to quickly validate your email address. We’ve sent you a confirmation email with instructions. If you don’t receive the email in a few minutes, please check your spam folder.

Reconnect?

It looks like you've been disconnected from Facebook. Click the Facebook Connect button to reconnect.

Don’t Connect
Tweet

Email Boost
+ √
10 Activities To Pass The Time During The Epic Blizzard of 2011

The Dumb College Kids’ complete guide to riding out the blizzard and staying active! We dare you to try some of these….

Dumb College Kids 2 years ago respond
Couple Rescued After Using Sex Doll As Raft

A couple in Australia was rescued after attempting to float down a river near Melbourne on an inflatable sex doll. And we have pictures to prove it! The man and woman, both 19 years old, were drifting down the Yarra River in Victoria when the woman lost her grip on the sex toy in increasingly turbulent water on Sunday. Read the rest @ DumbCollegeKids.com

Dumb College Kids 2 years ago respond
Jessica Biel Has One Sexy (Creepy) Tongue

You can only imagine what she can do with that thing
Dumb College Kids about 2 years ago
- Link to This ›
Dumb College Kids

Link: dumbcollegekids.com
Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

LOL

Win

OMG

Cute

WTF

Fail

Trashy

Classic

Ew

LOL

Amazing

Blimey

Cute

Splendid

WTF

Hmm

Trashy

You are signed in as .
Saving...

Saving...

Saving...

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Thanks for Registering! Before you can vote or contribute we need to quickly validate your email address. We’ve sent you a confirmation email with instructions. If you don’t receive the email in a few minutes, please check your spam folder.

Reconnect?

It looks like you've been disconnected from Facebook. Click the Facebook Connect button to reconnect.

Don’t Connect
Tweet

Email Boost
+ √

‹ Older

Newest »

Newer ›

Dumb College Kid’s Map Of The World

This is what the world looks like to someone who doesn’t know much about…
Best Hoodie Ever

It has everything you could possibly want.
Jessica Biel Has One Sexy (Creepy) Tongue

You can only imagine what she can do with that thing
Naked Drunk Girl Found….in My Bed!!!

At 3 a.m. Saturday officers responded to a burglary at College Suites #924.… The student told police he found a naked female laying in the bed
Top 5 Most Ridiculous “I’m Pregnant And…” Episodes

The Discovery channel show “I’m Pregnant And…” has gotten out of hand.…
One More Reason Not To Eat At McDonald’s

Not sure if I agree with some of McDonald’s newest amenities….
Don’t Be Gay…Don’t Order Celery

This bro finds out the hard way why dudes should never order celery with their…
What Macaulay Culkin Really Does When He’s “Home Alone”

Macaulay Culkin launches his new clothing line. Fashionista’s are hailing…
The United States of Beer

Do you like to drink beer? Find out which beer your state drinks the most and…
A New Year’s Eve Not To Remember

This Dumb College Kid clearly failed his new year resolution….. (As seen on a Chicago train in the wee hours of New Year’s day)

27 Undeniable Signs You Were A Dance Kid

Was there a law that every recital costume had to have sequins?

by Jessica Misener
Was Jesse Eisenberg A Huge Jerk In This Interview?

Mark Zuckerberg and Jesse Eisenberg don’t seem that different after all.

by Rachel Horner
Going Out: Expectation Vs. Reality

This night is gonna rule.

by Benny Johnson

Posts (33)

Responses (12)

Activity (14)

Drafts (0)

Launch Your Buzz

Edit Queue Status

Remove This From The Queue?

Delete This User?

Queue

Don’t Be Gay…Don’t Order Celery

Serene Branson Autotune Remix!!!

Teach Me How To Señor Dougie

Hide Yo Kid, Hide Yo Wife and Hide Yo Toilettes, Cause They Shittin On Errybody Out Here

What Macaulay Culkin Really Does When He’s “Home Alone”

52 Varieties of Douche

Epic Dance Battle Of The Century

10 Activities To Pass The Time During The Epic Blizzard of 2011

Couple Rescued After Using Sex Doll As Raft

Jessica Biel Has One Sexy (Creepy) Tongue

Dumb College Kid’s Map Of The World

Best Hoodie Ever

Jessica Biel Has One Sexy (Creepy) Tongue

Naked Drunk Girl Found….in My Bed!!!

Top 5 Most Ridiculous “I’m Pregnant And…” Episodes

One More Reason Not To Eat At McDonald’s

Don’t Be Gay…Don’t Order Celery

What Macaulay Culkin Really Does When He’s “Home Alone”

The United States of Beer

A New Year’s Eve Not To Remember

27 Undeniable Signs You Were A Dance Kid

Was Jesse Eisenberg A Huge Jerk In This Interview?

Going Out: Expectation Vs. Reality

Rebuzz to:

Include a Note? (optional)

Get Viral Tracking for Your Site

Launch Your Buzz

Edit Queue Status

Remove This From The Queue?

Delete This User?

Queue

Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Reconnect?

Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Reconnect?

Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Reconnect?

Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Reconnect?

Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Reconnect?

Special Reactions

Your Reaction?

Rebuzzed! This post has been added to your Feed

I know, right? And there’s more where that came from.

Totally! And there’s plenty more to love!

Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?

Oops. It looks like you’ve already voted.

Sorry, you can react up to three times.

Please Validate Your Email

Reconnect?

Sign In or Sign Up

Reset Password

Sign Up

First Sign In Already have a BuzzFeed account?

Rebuzz to:

Include a Note? (optional)

Get Viral Tracking for Your Site