So Paula Deen, the fame whore….can only afford to give away Ramen Noodles and Vienna Sausage and some bo-bo macaroni. Who Paula…even though you probably didn't give a penny of your own money and this food was donated by some Louisville area business….super classy of you to take the credit. These kids sure will have a prison-esque meal waiting for them. I wish someone would drown her in gravy.

Girrrrrl, that ain't no cookie.

I got a pound of salt and a bucket of potassium bromate! Thanks Paula!