Pop Songs Reimagined With A Jewish Twist

Kidz Bop? More like, Yidz Bop! If Weird Al and Barbara Streisand had a baby, this would be its lullaby album. (Author's Note: I'm Jewish, so I can say this stuff.)

"Royals" = "Mohels"

The world is at Lorde's fingerTIPs... unless a Mohel snips 'em first.

"What Does the Fox Say?" = "Bagels and Lox, Hey!"

Dad says "Milk," Mom says "Meat," God says "Together, those we don't eat."

"Blurred Lines" = "Kosher Grape Wine"

You know you want it, it's Manischewitz, drink it at Bar Mitz, it gives you the shits.

"Purple Rain" = "Purple Gang"

Prince only wanted to see you [six feet] underneath the purple rain.

"Hey Ya" = "Oy Vey, Ah!"

"My baby don't mess around because she loves me so, BUT WOULD IT KILL YOU TO CALL ONCE IN A WHILE? And eat something, you look skinny." -All of our moms and/or camp counselors.

"Boyfriend" = "Goyfriend"

If I were your goyfriend, I'd never let you go. At least until your grandma, found out I was your beau.

"Wrecking Ball" = "Matzo Ball"

They plopped into some chiiiiiiiiiiiicken broth, on top of the taaaaaaablecloth."

"Sk8er Boi" = "J-Dater Boy"

He was a J-Dater boy, She said see you later boy, he wasn't goy enough for her.

She had a pretty face, but her family said grace, now she's trolling on Tinder.

"Story Of My Life" = "Story Of Our Strife"

For these lyrics, head in 1 Direction: TOWARDS THE HAGGADAHS.

"Friday" = "Rye Day"

Friday, Friday, Challah and Rye on Friday. Which seat should you take? None after sundown!