Girl Talk Live Tweeted The VMAs

Everyone's favorite master of the mashup, Girl Talk, was providing all the key updates on the evening. It was thoroughly awesome.

It Started Out Innocently Enough.

i'm about to live-tweet the shit outta the vma's #onmycouch #eatingwendys #vmas @mtv

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Showed Some Love to the Event

fuck the cynics, i love the vmas

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Made Some Observations on Your Favorite Pop Stars

taylor swift smells awesome

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

here we go, gaga goin nuts again

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

drake staring at his shoes at his shoes during "we cant stop," getting mad reflective

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

i'm feeling this distorted blown out new timberlake sound. prob some my bloody valentine influence

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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It Got Real

i am seriously being so entertained right now!

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Confessed to Stealing Maclemore's Supersoakers

i stole macklemore's supersoakers a year ago, thinking about ebaying them. this information is all true

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Posed This Question

imagine being robin thicke's wife

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Made a Programming Suggestion

there should be a live catfish episode during the vma's

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Was Following All The Trends

i hope danity kane never stops trending

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Was Excited To See N*SYNC

NSYNC IS BACK MOTHERFUCKER

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Thought About Seeing The One Direction Movie

i might have to check out the One Direction movie friday. i was on the fence before the VMA's, things changed

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Was Watching The Reactions of Will and Jaden Smith

jaden smith loved drake's performance

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

will smith loved this bruno mars performance

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

sucks that katy perry is performing outside, we can't see what will or jaden smith think of the performances

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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He Promised to Return Next Year

I'M DONE TWEETING . THANK YOU FOR SUPPORT. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR #DanityKane

— Gregg Gillis (@girltalk) August 26, 2013

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