21 Songs That Aren't Too Subtle

Happy Valentine's Day... or whatever.

1. Sir Mix-a-Lot, Baby Got Back

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For those with a not-so-subtle sense of humor.

2. Rihanna, S&M

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For that guy you know.

3. Sixpence None The Richer, Kiss Me

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For the overly dramatic unconsummated high school relationship.

4. Aerosmith, Love In An Elevator

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For those who happen to work in the same skyscraper as their significant other.

5. Nelly, Hot In Herre

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For those who have an overactive furnace.

6. Bob Seger, We've Got Tonight

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For those who have just about given up.

7. Jeremih, Birthday Sex

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For those born on February 14th.

8. Bloodhound Gang, The Bad Touch

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For those who just remembered that this song exists.

9. Rod Stewart, Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)

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For those who can only listen to soft rock.

10. R. Kelly, Bump N' Grind

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For people who are tired of It's Cold Outside.

11. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell, Blurred Lines

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For those who refuse to listen to music that is more than a year old.

12. The Vaccines, Post Break-Up Sex

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For those who think there's still hope.

13. George Michael, I Want Your Sex

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For those who never left the 80s.

14. Akon feat. Snoop Dogg, I Wanna Love You

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For the person that you just found on Tinder.

15. Jimmy Buffett, Why Don't We Get Drunk

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For those who want to significantly lessen their chances of either getting drunk or screwing.

16. LaBelle, Lady Marmalade

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Pour ceux qui pensent qu'ils peuvent parler français.

17. Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up

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For those who still think it's 2007.

18. Color Me Badd, I Wanna Sex You Up

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For those who were wondering what Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake were parodying.

19. 'N Sync, Digital Get Down

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For the long distance couple that just discovered what they could do on Skype.

20. Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On

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For those who just want to put on an old dusty vinyl and see what happens.

21. Divinyls, I Touch Myself

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For anyone anywhere anytime.