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Eh. Don't like putting articles here then having "associate editors" for Buzzfeed posting them 20hrs later to mainpage. Sad times indeed! Not that it's too surprising though. I think I'll stick w/ reddit. :P
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  • Vulture Suspected of Spying for Israel Freed by Saudi Arabia

    Saudi Arabia has announced that they are ready to release the avian suspected of being an Israeli Mossad agent. They have determined that the tracking device on the bird was not linked to espionage. It has been reported that the influential Saudi nature authority, Bandar bin Saud, was the catalyst of this recent enlightenment. The Society for the Protection of Nature in Israel advised that it is both joyous and festive at the news. Yay!

    drallax 4 years ago 2 responses

  • Hunter Lured Israeli Vulture With “dead Sheep”

    Now they’re just being modest! This isn’t just any vulture - it’s an Israeli Mossad agent! Sadly, it appears to have veered off course and flown over the famous hunter Sayyad Al Rashidi’s land. With his vast hunting skills and years of experience out on the field, Sayyad was able to quickly butcher a sheep and offer choice cuts of succulent mutton chop to the inquisitive vulture. After the vulture landed to sample the juicy chops, Sayyad quickly used his visualization skills to liken it to an “aircraft which needs to taxi on the tarmac before it flies”, which enabled him to know exactly how long he had to capture it. Just TOO ez. I pity the fool that attempts to best Sayyad Al Rashidi in a battle of wits!!

    drallax 4 years ago 2 responses