If Jesse Pinkman Re-Wrote Britney Spears’ ‘Work B*tch’

You better cook, bitch.

1. Here’s Jesse’s inspiration. Blast it and read.

Via Vevo

You want drug money?

You want notoriety?

You own an RV?

You better cook, bitch.

You want an empire?

Support your family?

Look hot in tighty whities?

You better cook, bitch.

Via AMC

You wanna live in secrecy?

Throw fat stacks?

Party with Gus?

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

Now let’s cook, bitch!

Now let’s cook, bitch!

Via AMC

Pour it out.

Heat it up.

Make it blue, just like Hei-sen-burg.

Cook it hard like it’s your em-pi-re.

Weigh it now.

Better call Saul.

Here comes the DEA.

Here comes the cartel.

Here comes the big batch.

Big batch to churn out.

No time to quit now.

Just make the meth now.

Ship to the Czechs now.

Ship to the Czechs now.

You want domination?

Crystal blue persuasion?

Underground super lab?

You better cook, bitch.

You want to launder millions?

Poison innocent children?

Look hot in a pork pie cap?

You better cook, bitch

You wanna lose your sanity?

Change your identity?

Party alone in New Hampshire?

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

You better cook, bitch.

Now let’s cook, bitch!

Breaking bad

Can’t turn back

Throw a pizza

Watch it smack

Always close calls

In your domicile

Spread the fear

Spread the fear

Don’t call the DEA.

Don’t call Uncle Hank.

We bring the methadone

And we eat the pancakes.

We make it bubble up.

90 percent and up.

We make it blue, bitch.

Meth that you’re lovin’ up.

(JP solo)

There is no escape.

What have I become?

Please, take my money.

I just wanna be free.

Save me from the neo-Nazis.

The neo-Nazis.

Save me from the neo-Nazis.

Psycho Todd’s neo-Nazis.

(repeat)

Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook

Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook

Cook it up, cook it up, cook it up, cook it up

Cook it up, cook it up, cook it up, cook it up

Now let’s cook, bitch!

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