1. Nothing's better than hanging with your bestie.
2. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Nothing kick starts your day like cereal that "talks" to you.
3. Don't trust a much older man in super tight meggings.
No matter how good he is with his hands.
4. All work and no play makes you dull as a Doozer.
5. It's okay to indulge.
6. Positive body image is so important.
And you can listen to Miss Piggy. She be lookin' good.
I mean damn.
7. Getting clean is (almost) as fun as getting dirty.
8. Friends come in all sizes.
9. Respect your elders.
10. You can't help who you love.
11. Having talented friends comes in handy.
If only for entertainment's sake.