What…what is HAPPENING?!
You think of all the things you could have done to prevent this tragedy. You could have been in control!
Maybe no one will notice?
You hate your hair for being stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.
Now your grand plans for this fabulous day are all ruined.
Your hair KNOWS today was important and therefore decided to act a damn fool.
Why can’t you be one of those people who wake up with perfect hair everyday?
What if people laugh at you? What if they take pictures and tag you on Instagram looking like you were attacked by rabid badgers?
You want to put a bag over your head. Or, better yet, completely disappear.
You take out your gels, creams, flat irons, and a shit-ton of bobby pins. There must be something you can do to fix this.
You assure yourself it’s starting to look better.
No matter what you do, your hair has a mind of its own. And today it has made up it’s mind about looking horrendous. If hair could laugh, it would be laughing in your face from on top of your head.
It’s whatevs. Honestly it’s just hair. Hasn’t everyone had a bad hair day?
It may not look perfect today, but it’s still completely you.
You decide to ignore anyone who might say otherwise.