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Besides the stars of the worst box office opening in history?

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Emma Watson’s cover shoot is an accurate simulation of how uncomfortable it must feel to watch your daughter/sister grow up into a sexy adult. - [Glamour]

Nude NYC model takes the cops to the cleaners, gets five figure settlement for wrongful arrest. - [NYPost]

Sometimes the truth is cut from “based on a true story” plots because it’s too unrealistic for movie audiences to believe. - [Cracked]

This meerkat is super ticklish! - [Jest]

Canada was robbed of $30 million in maple syrup from the STRATEGIC SYRUP RESERVE. - [Time]

Think you’ll miss Summer 2012? Here’s 10 reasons to be glad it’s over. - [Maxim]

11 Internet artists you need to know about. - [Flavorwire]

Over the Labor Day weekend, Atlanta hosted Dragon*Con and you know what that means. Cosplay galleries! - [GeeksAreSexy]

How did Victorians talk about sex without mentioning it? By using these 17 euphemisms, of course. - [MentalFloss]

Headline Story: Somehow this movie opened in over 2100 theaters and stars Christopher Lloyd, Cloris Leachman, Cary Elwes, Chazz Palminteri, and Jaime Pressly. What the hell is going on here? - [EntertainmentWeekly]