What Have They Done To Tilda Swinton's Face!? And Other Links

Honestly, the whole editorial spread is outrageous, so it's not just this photo. Plus, a man is arrested for traveling with gold plated human fetuses and turns out stick thin models don't sell clothes.

Cartoon Network is bringing back Toonami at the end of May! Commence excited flailing! - [Geekosystem]

If Republicans are going to arbitrarily assign Obama insulting traits, they need something better than "Metrosexual Black Abe Lincoln". Like "Negotiates With Pirates" or "Contributes To The Delinquency Of Minors". - [Pajiba]

A new study shows thin models do make women feel horrible about themselves but, shockingly, do not make them more likely to buy clothes. - [TheGloss]

Drunken man adds some levity to a tragic live news report. - [DogAndPonyShow]

Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai is being mercilessly skewered for refusing to lose her post-baby weight. - [USMagazine]

A tractor trailer overturned, spilling 18 tons of Greek yogurt onto the Interestate. - [Gothamist]

What kind of girl would Diablo III be? Spoiler: It rhymes with "witch". - [GeeksAreSexy]

Explaining all the hullabaloo over the Facebook IPO using booze. - [Current]

A man in Bangkok was arrested with a suitcase full of baby fetuses. Roasted. And coated in gold. What the actual fuck?! - [DeathAndTaxes]

Headline Story: How many actresses (or even ACTORS) would you have guessed before Swinton? Answer: All of them. - [Celebitchy]