Vintage Photos Of The NYC Subway Tops The Morning Links

Everyone was dressed to the nines but still couldn't be bothered to let an old lady have their seat.

Heinz counterfeit operation ends in ketchup explosion. - [NYMag]

Thankskilling 3 is possible the most ridiculous movie ever made. - [Maxim]

In an unforeseen turn of events, George W. Bush won the last debate? - [TheDailyBeast]

Live shark falls from the sky, lands on a golf course. Universe misses pun opportunity by not dropping in into the 18th hole. - [NBC]

America: The Gutted is an in-depth, ten month study on the shrinking middle class. - [GlobalPost]

People Magazine puts Britney on the Timberlake/Biel wedding cover. Accident or low blow? - [PopSugar]

Cultures collide at the World Series this year. - [BleacherReport]

Dissect the best (and worst) engagement rings in Hollywood. - [Elle]

Conan reveals Obama's plan for a second term. - [TeamCoco]

Headline: Other than the lack of air conditioning and old-fashioned triangle handles, not a lot has changed in sixty years. - [LIFE]