Buzz·Posted on Jan 28, 2013"Trek And The City" Twitter Parody Is Exactly What It Sounds LikeWho knew Starfleet language was so dirty? If this premise isn't a SyFy series by the end of the year, I'll eat my hat.by Donna DickensBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity Needless to say, the Prime Directive wasn't the only thing Samantha violated that night. Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:12:59 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Needless to say, the Prime Directive wasn't the only thing Samantha violated that night.-- Star Trek & The City 2. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity The photon torpedo had created a wormhole big enough for the ship to pass through, but Marcus's deceit had torn a hole in Stanford's heart. Mon, 28 Jan 2013 07:28:45 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite The photon torpedo had created a wormhole big enough for the ship to pass through, but Marcus's deceit had torn a hole in Stanford's heart.-- Star Trek & The City 3. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity Samantha was stunned to learn that pon farr occurred just once every seven years; her insatiable urge to mate kicked in after three Cosmos. Sun, 27 Jan 2013 02:44:10 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Samantha was stunned to learn that pon farr occurred just once every seven years; her insatiable urge to mate kicked in after three Cosmos.-- Star Trek & The City 4. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity He may have been a holographic projection driven by advanced computer algorithms, but he was more real than any man I had ever known. Sat, 26 Jan 2013 04:18:20 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite He may have been a holographic projection driven by advanced computer algorithms, but he was more real than any man I had ever known.-- Star Trek & The City 5. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity The Universal Translator could decipher countless alien languages, but I was still no closer to understanding Big. Sat, 26 Jan 2013 16:44:49 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite The Universal Translator could decipher countless alien languages, but I was still no closer to understanding Big.-- Star Trek & The City 6. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity The Borg may have added Stanford's biological and technological distinctiveness to their own, but they could never take his fabulousness. Sat, 26 Jan 2013 01:02:48 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite The Borg may have added Stanford's biological and technological distinctiveness to their own, but they could never take his fabulousness.-- Star Trek & The City 7. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity A party of Klingons had taken the bridge, but as Samantha saw it, being taken by Klingons was always a party. Fri, 25 Jan 2013 21:48:26 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite A party of Klingons had taken the bridge, but as Samantha saw it, being taken by Klingons was always a party.-- Star Trek & The City 8. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity Charlotte was devastated. If we could successfully engage Species 8472 in diplomacy, she wondered, then why couldn't Harry pop the question? Fri, 25 Jan 2013 09:03:14 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Charlotte was devastated. If we could successfully engage Species 8472 in diplomacy, she wondered, then why couldn't Harry pop the question?-- Star Trek & The City 9. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity The vacuum of space may be lonely, but space has nothing on a single girl waiting by her phone on a Friday night. Fri, 25 Jan 2013 05:40:14 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite The vacuum of space may be lonely, but space has nothing on a single girl waiting by her phone on a Friday night.-- Star Trek & The City 10. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity "Things run better with a good-looking man in charge," Samantha said. "Look at Khan. No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone." Fri, 25 Jan 2013 02:58:48 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite "Things run better with a good-looking man in charge," Samantha said. "Look at Khan. No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone."-- Star Trek & The City 11. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity As we sealed the Bridge and transferred remaining power to engineering, I wondered - who really had the power in Big's and my relationship? Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:18:04 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite As we sealed the Bridge and transferred remaining power to engineering, I wondered - who really had the power in Big's and my relationship?-- Star Trek & The City 12. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity Much like the hull on Decks 2, 5 and 11, Aidan's trust for me was irreparably breached. Thu, 24 Jan 2013 10:43:46 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Much like the hull on Decks 2, 5 and 11, Aidan's trust for me was irreparably breached.-- Star Trek & The City 13. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity If Stanford had learned one thing during his time on the ship, it was this: Never fall for a security officer in a red shirt. Thu, 24 Jan 2013 07:57:03 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite If Stanford had learned one thing during his time on the ship, it was this: Never fall for a security officer in a red shirt.-- Star Trek & The City 14. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity Charlotte despaired that the only thing less hospitable than the Demon Class planet's surface was her own uterus Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:04:25 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Charlotte despaired that the only thing less hospitable than the Demon Class planet's surface was her own uterus-- Star Trek & The City 15. Star Trek & The City @trekandthecity The modified Borg nanoprobes were loaded into the warhead, but in Holodeck 1, Samantha was experiencing a very different kind of probe. Wed, 23 Jan 2013 05:29:11 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite The modified Borg nanoprobes were loaded into the warhead, but in Holodeck 1, Samantha was experiencing a very different kind of probe.-- Star Trek & The City