15 Thoughts You Should Keep To Yourself

    The brain is a weird place. Three days a week, Owlturd draws the funny, bizarre musings inside his head.

    1. Are we the ghosts in the machine?

    2. Life would be better as a video game.

    3. The real reason you fear bees.

    4. What being Mufasa would be like.

    5. Wizard fight club should be a thing.

    6. What if watching the horror movie brings the monster to life?

    7. Inappropriate times to use a pun.

    8. Is Google screwing with me?

    9. The truth behind spiders in your house.

    10. Running is a competition, not a hobby.

    11. Contemplating who keeps calling you from a weird area code.

    12. Being a sea monster would be awesome.

    13. What if everything was anthropomorphic personifications?

    14. Britain is a silly place, let's not go there.

    15. What would it be like if the sun wore shades?