The Horror Of A Female Driven Society
According to Silver Age comics. Don’t strain yourself.
1. Women run the world (thanks to Beyonce I assume).
And it only took one hundred and twenty years to go from “Ruler of the Earth” to the dissolution of thousands of years of social norms. Not bad for five generation’s worth of work.
2. Two hundred years later, women were fighter pilots. GASP! The gall!
And rough-housing with sports while the men could do nothing but watch them on circular televisions from the safety of the living room while quietly weeping at their lack of societal dominance.
3. Then, the worst horror of all was visited upon men. DOMESTIC. HOUSEKEEPING.
What cruel tyrannical monsters are women? Making men use the vacuum? Outrageous!
4. Naturally women would make the Rocket Cadets school dress code hot pants and fishnets.
When forming a society, women should always be objectified, even if it must be done by their peers. It’s the rule.
5. Also, it deters the MEN from joining.
Look at him, in his skimpy hot pants and fishnets. So emasculated.
6. In the future, women will have found a way to immunize humans from electrical shock.
By electrically shocking men people. Because that’s a completely valid science and not at all an excuse to torture undesirables.
7. Women are strict taskmasters. No one could be expected to run on a sprained ankle.
Stella’s lucky her squad mates didn’t put her down like a dog.
8. Wait, wait, wait. The electrical shock immunity worked!?
Stella had to be saved…by a man. Ewwwww. The women have finally slipped up. It’s only a matter of time now.
9. Well thank GOD that nightmarish farce of civilization was short lived.
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were54 2 months agoWait, so following the same formula, all I have to do is rescue a man with a sprained ankle and the men of the world will be so blown away that the current societal dominance pattern will invert? Seems logical… Also, did anyone else notice that every citizen of the “Earth Federation” was white?
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jakes27 2 months agoHa, I started out thinking that it must be a parody, basically arguing for equality by showing men how much it would suck to be in the position women are put in, but then you get to the end and NOPE, it’s just that men are superior and the women who’ve been running the world for centuries have to get back in the kitchen. Oh 1950’s, what are we going to do with you?
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EileenGunn 2 months ago
This comic is from about 1965-70 (Silver Age) and spoofs Golden Age styles. It’s a cookbook!
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EileenGunn 2 months ago
I have a feeling there’s a failure-to-perceive-heavy-handed-irony going on at Buzzfeed. People don’t get all my Richard Nixon jokes anymore, either.
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MagmaTron 2 months agoI found this line to be the most troublesome “And it only took twenty years to go from “Ruler of the Earth” to the dissolution of thousands of years of social norms. Not bad for a generation’s work.” So basically it’s not a problem that women replaced men and men couldn’t become anything special in life, but the problem was that it only took 20 years. Basically the writer is saying “why can’t this happen in 2013”, “The men of today should suffer the way the women of the past did”. Fuck statistics, and everything showing that young men are having trouble finding jobs with the same experience and education as women, and that men are unequally ACCEPTED into college. Amazing, “feminists” don’t want equality. They want superiority. Why does society need to be exclusively “run by women” to be fair to women? Plenty of European countries prove this to not be the case. Why would you want men and boys to suffer to prove your point?
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Brett_Skogen 2 months ago
Oh, I love Golden Age comics. It is like they preserved the sexism and racism of the era in amber, for future generations to rediscover. They also somehow managed to be homophobic and homoerotic at the same time.
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