Terrifying Rural Chinese Commute Tops The Morning Links

Nope nope nope. Plus the bare midriff is back and dumb bets that changed everything.

Over 130 inmates escaped recently from a Mexican prison close to the U.S. border. - [HuffingtonPost]

In one Maryland county, police have employed cameras to watch the cameras that are watching you. - [Salon]

5 dumb bets that changed the world. - [Cracked]

It's baaaaaaaaack. For better or for worse, the exposed midriff is having a resurgence. - [Elle]

William and Kate donned traditional Solomon Island garb, danced, were cute. - [PopSugar]

World's ballsiest researchers are tagging Great White Sharks by bringing them into their boat for analysis. - [Time]

The NFL season has barely begun but we're already upset with these three teams. Not mad. Just disappointed. - [BleacherReport]

Lil' Wayne just became the first rapper to take a shot at Frank Ocean's sexuality. - [Uproxx]

Are television time slots now completely irrelevant? - [Vulture

Headline Story: The 1000 meter zip line might shave days off reaching the nearest hub of civilization for the village of 200 but these photos (more after the jump) are scary as hell. - [DailyMail]