Something’s Not Right Here And Other Links

Indigenous people don’t wear flip flops!

This is either an extremely savvy troll or an ignorant middle schooler. Either way, read the train wreck that is Lord of the Rings ripped off Harry Potter. - [Uproxx]

What this world needs is more people willing to risk life and limb to steal comically valuable historical treasures. - [Cracked]

In completely unsurprising news, Adam Carolla is a misogynistic jerk and proud of it. - [HuffingtonPost]

Everyone is always going on about how pretty albino animals are but it’s time to give some love to their polar opposites, the dark melanistic creatures. - [Oddee]

Delve into the world of black market cosmetic surgery. Because nothing says “I love myself” like letting a questionable doctor inject dubious substances into your body via a rusty needle. - [HLN]

Pro-Tip: If Cosmo’s ridiculous sex tips actually worked, they’d have put themselves out of business decades ago. - [Nerve]

A completely legit and not at all satirical document discovered to address how to refer to women’s genitalia during political discourse. - [CollegeHumor]

Why the hell did Justin Bieber use Sharpie to write giant letters on his arm? - [MTV]

11 great vintage television shows we’ll never get to see because in the 1940s no one was thinking about DVD sales. - [MentalFloss]

Headline Story: An indigenous man talks on a mobile phone at the Kari-Oca village constructed as a counterpoint to the Rio+20 conference in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. - [Telegraph]