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Sharks Mounted With Laser Beams

Evil villains everywhere rejoice! Is it just me or is that shark smiling?

“Initially, I told them no. I thought it was a frivolous stunt. But then I considered that it would give us an opportunity to test our clips and attachments, and whatever is attached to that clip, I really don’t care. It was a low-powered laser that couldn’t be dangerous to anyone, and there’s actually useful applications in having a laser attached to the animal.”- Luke Tipple

I put the terrifying part in bold in case you missed it.

Wicked Lasers of Hong Kong convinced marine biologist Luke Tipple to equip his Lemon Sharks with 50-Milliwatt Krypton Green Laser via a non-invasive clamp.

They are trying to kill Superman. Aquaman's jealousy has finally overridden his better judgment.