September World Events As Facebook Statuses Tops The Morning Links

I don’t know why Common Sense is even on Facebook these days.

So Conan bought the rights to conan.xxx and has been filling it with (SFW) porn parodies because obviously. - [TeamCoCo]

While America’s collective brain rots from watching reality tv, Japanese scientists just created a new element. - [DeathAndTaxes]

Love condensed living and hydraulics? Outfit your tiny apartment as a pop-up home. - [Flavorwire]

A look back at James Dean, the accidental icon. - [LIFE]

To honor hearing Gangnam Style on the radio last night, here’s the geekiest parody yet, Klingon Style. - [GeeksAreSexy]

Uggggh, these 50 sports mascots are awful. Just. Awful. - [BleacherReport]

Staten Island is set to house the world’s largest ferris wheel. - [NBC]

9 terrifying facts about the NYPD. Spoiler, it looks more like a military outfit than a police force. - [Salon]

10 smoldering, sexy GIFS of Emma Watson. - [Uproxx]

Headline: September didn’t have as many updates but the ones it made were sure doozies. - [CollegeHumor]