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Tech-savvy parents find creative ways to show their displeasure with your life choices.
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Like hack your Facebook.
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They will troll the hell out of you.
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They think up the best (worst) punishments.
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No. Seriously. Don't screw with tech-savvy parents.
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They always get what they want.
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They have your passwords and will delete your foul-mouthed accounts.
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Or they'll just make you apologize.
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They have a Tumblr...and know yours.
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Which means they understand the subculture.
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And will use it against you.
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But at least they speak the language.
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They will discover your porn.
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They will find your sexts.
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And ground you accordingly.
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And of course, they'll use internet slang to embarrass the life out of you.
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But at least they have their parenting priorities straight.